“IT ALL STARTED ONE AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS LOOKING AROUND FOR SOMETHING UNUSUAL TO WEAR ON MY HEAD.”

“EVIDENTLY THE USE OF SEA SHELLS IS AS VARIED AS YOU CARE TO MAKE IT.”

 

Those silly seagulls up in the sky over there remind me of

A particular local postcard of many seagulls in the sky that could go on and on forever were it not for the edges

 

“2 glasses of milk with Ovaltine everyday”